A few years ago, while packing for a vacation, I unknowingly set myself up to write this article. You see, I didn’t have the best travel toiletry bag, but I thought it was at least good enough to handle some turbulence-induced jostling, aggressive rifling via the hands of the TSA, and my generally careless luggage shlepping methods. I was wrong. As soon as we arrived at our hotel, I unzipped my travel bag in search of my brand new dress. I found it…covered in…**sniffs**…body wash? Or was that shampoo? Or my…you’ve got to be kidding me…$150 vitamin C serum? I’m still not sure, because my toiletry bag zipper broke at some point during my travels, leaving all of my prized 1.